BAMFsd
02-07-2009, 01:32 PM
It takes me 15 to 20 minutes to eat a Pop Tart including time for preparation.
Step 1: Take said Pop Tart (preferably Frosted Strawberry or Smores).
Step 2: Open the wrapper and release them from their shiny foil like prison.
Step 3: Toast em until they are close to being burnt. (When they reach the point 10 seconds before the outer crust gets burnt the frosting part burns which caramelizes it...yummy)
Step 4: Get plate and lay Tarts down.
Step 5: Once semi cooled Eat the border of the Crust part.
Step 6: (This part is tricky) Slide the top and bottom half away from each other making two halves.
Step 7: repeat step 6 to other Tart.
Step 8: Eat Tart half with no frosting normally.
Step 9: Enjoy that Tart its a good one.
Step 10: Lick the filling inside of the frosted Tart half.
Step 11: Once inside goodness is mostly lapped up eat rest of tart as normal.
Step 12: repeat steps 8 - 11 for other set of Tarts.
Step 13: Clean plate.
Now come on. Should I really have to do all of this to enjoy a pop tart to the fullest. Sure I can just eat them like anyone else, but I wouldn't enjoy them even 10% as much as if I follow these steps.
Now I was curious if anyone else wants to share their OCD's. We all have something.
Step 1: Take said Pop Tart (preferably Frosted Strawberry or Smores).
Step 2: Open the wrapper and release them from their shiny foil like prison.
Step 3: Toast em until they are close to being burnt. (When they reach the point 10 seconds before the outer crust gets burnt the frosting part burns which caramelizes it...yummy)
Step 4: Get plate and lay Tarts down.
Step 5: Once semi cooled Eat the border of the Crust part.
Step 6: (This part is tricky) Slide the top and bottom half away from each other making two halves.
Step 7: repeat step 6 to other Tart.
Step 8: Eat Tart half with no frosting normally.
Step 9: Enjoy that Tart its a good one.
Step 10: Lick the filling inside of the frosted Tart half.
Step 11: Once inside goodness is mostly lapped up eat rest of tart as normal.
Step 12: repeat steps 8 - 11 for other set of Tarts.
Step 13: Clean plate.
Now come on. Should I really have to do all of this to enjoy a pop tart to the fullest. Sure I can just eat them like anyone else, but I wouldn't enjoy them even 10% as much as if I follow these steps.
Now I was curious if anyone else wants to share their OCD's. We all have something.